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英文劇本 Chicago28-1 英文劇本 Chicago28-2電影 芝加哥 英文劇本 Chicago影萍發(fā)表于2009-06-03 23:01來(lái)源：130影萍網(wǎng) 標(biāo)簽：芝加哥ChicagoChicago scriptElectricity crackles 5, 6, 7, 8.lndistinct conversations Anybody seen the Kelly Sisters?You. Youre up in five.-Keep the change, Charlie. -Thanks.Velma, where you been?And wheres Veronica?Shes not herself tonight.But they paid to see a sister act!Dont sweat it. I can do it alone.Shit!Come on, Velma. Move it, move it! Hurry up!Youre killing me, here!Ladies and gentlemen.the Onyx Club is proud to presentChicagos hottest dancing duo.Two jazz babes moving as one.The Kelly Sisters.Applause Come on, babe, why dont we paint the town And all that jazz? Im gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car, I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold, but the pianos hot Its just a noisy hall where theres a nightly brawl And all That Jazz Skiddoo And all that jazz Hotcha Whoopee And all that jazz Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz I hear that Father Dip is gonna blow the blues And all that jazz Hold on, hon, were gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin down at United Drug In case you shake apart and want a brand-new start To do That Jazz Lets go, babe.But I didnt even meet your friend. That manager guy.Dont worry, Roxie. Its all taken care of.You told him about me?Yeah, kid, its all arranged.Find a flask, were playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on, babe, were gonna brush the sky I betcha Lucky Lindy never flew so high Cause in the stratosphere, how could he lend an ear To all That Jazz? Oh, youre gonna see your sheba shimmy-shake And all that jazz Oh, shes gonna shimmy till her garters break And all that jazz Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mothers blood will curdle If shed hear her babys queer For all That Jazz Hello, Miss Borusewicz.Mrs. Hart.This is Fred.Hes my brother.All That Jazz Come on, babe, why dont we paint the town And all that jazz? And all that jazz Im gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down And all that jazz And all that jazz Start the car, I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold, but the pianos hot Its just a noisy hall where theres a nightly brawl And all That Jazz ROXlE: Say it again, Fred.Oh, youre a star, kid.My little shootin star.No, Im no ones wife But, oh, I love my life And all That Jazz That jazz Oh, say it again, Fred.Wheres the fire, huh?Amos aint home till midnight.Hey, I dont want you to feel like Im nagging at you,but dont you think its timeI met your friend down at the Onyx?Its been a month since you told him about me.And I know cause that was the nightVelma Kelly plugged her husband and her sister.You know they say that she found em in the kip together?Gosh, if I ever found Amos slipping it to somebody else.Id throw him a great big going-away party.Its getting late.I have been thinking a lot about my act.Whenever I get a good idea I write it in my diary.It occurred to me the other daythat all the really, really knockout acts havesomething a little different going on.Like a signature bit.And I thought that my thing could be aloof, you know?Give em just enough to get em good and hungry,but always leave em wantin more.Hey, once I get a name for myself,maybe we could open up a club of our own.You could run it, and I could be the headliner.Whats the idea?Wake up, kiddo. You aint never gonna have an act.Says who?Face it. Youre a two-bit talent with skinny legs.Im just a furniture salesman.Yeah, but you got connections.-That guy at the club. -There is no guy.That night.It was the first time I set foot in that joint.I was collecting on a bet from the trombone player.So you never told anyone about me?Sugar, you were hot stuff.I would have said anything to get a piece of that.And now? Now?We had some laughs. Lets just leave it at that.You cant do this to me.Would you get off?You touch me again, Ill put your lights out!-Wait. -Your husband will be home soon.Wash yourself before hitting those sheets again.Youre a liar, Fred.Yeah, yeah, so what?You lied to me.Thats life, sweetheart. Thats life.You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!Youre a son of a bitch!Hotcha Whoopee Why you bothering, Sal? This ones all wrapped up.Its a new city record.From killin to confession in an hour flat.SGT. FOGARTY: Where did you get the murder weapon?AMOS: I keep a gun in the underwear drawer.Just in case of trouble.Thats just fine. Sign right there, Mr. Hart.Freely and gladly.Dont say we beat it out of you when you get on the stand.No, I gave myself up. Surrendered of my own free will.Isnt he the cheerful murderer?ROXlE: Shootin a burglar aint murder.Just last week, a jury thanked a man.Im grateful for citizens who know the law.Get in there.You too.Sit down.Okay. From the top.A mans got a right to protect his home and loved ones, right?Of course he has.I come home from the garage,and I see him climbing through the windowwith my wife, Roxie, laying there,sleeping like an angel.That true, Mrs. Hart?Its the Gods honest truth.My wife had nothing to do with it.She wouldnt hurt a worm, not even a worm.It wasnt till I fired the first shotshe even opened her eyes.I always said she could sleepthrough the St. Paddys Day Parade.When I think of what would have happenedif I went out for a beer instead of coming home.It makes you sick even thinking about it.BANDLEADER: For her first number, Miss Roxie Hartwould like to sing a song of love and devotiondedicated to her dear husband, Amos.Sometimes Im right Sometimes Im wrong But he doesnt care Hell string along He loves me so That funny honey of mine Sometimes Im down Sometimes Im up But he follows round Like some droopy-eyed pup He loves me so That funny honey of mine After I shot him, he kept coming at me,so I had to pull the trigger again.He aint no sheik Thats no great physique And Lord knows he aint got the smarts But look at that soul I tell you, that whole Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts And if you knew him like me I know youd agree What if the world slandered my name? Why, hed be right there taking the blame He loves me so And it all suits me fine That funny, sunny honey Hubby of mine Supposing, just supposing, he had violated her.-You know what I mean? -I know what you mean.Think how terrible that would have been.Its a good thing I got home from work on time.He loves me so That funny honey of mine Name of deceased, Fred Casely.Fred Casely? How could he be a burglar?My wife knows him. He sold us our furniture.He gave us 1 0% off.Lord knows he aint got the smarts You told me he was a burglar.He was dead when you got home?She had him covered in a sheet,and shes telling me some cock-and-bull storyand how I ought to say I did it cause I was sure to get off.Help me, Amos, she says. Its my goddamn hour of need.Now he shot off his trap I cant stand that sap - Look at him go -And I believed her.- Rattin on me -That cheap little tramp.She was two-timing me, huh?Im through protecting her now.She can swing for all I care.Im down at the garage working 14 hours a day,and shes up here munching on bonbonsand tramping around like some goddamn floozy!Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes.- That scummy, crummy -Well, I wasnt born yesterday.- Dummy -Some things a man cant take.- Hubby of mine -She pushed me too far.That little chiseler.Boy, what a sap I was!You double-crosser! You big blabbermouth!You promised youd stick.You been stringin me, Roxanne!You told me he was a burglar!The whole time, you been up here jazzin him.You are a disloyal husband!Look, its true. I shot him.But it was self-defense. He was trying to burgle me.From what I hear, hes been burgling youthree times a week for the last month.So what do you say, Missus?Thats him, all right.Thank you.Your story doesnt wash, Mrs. Hart.so try this on for size.Fred Casely was a good time on the sidewith Goofy here as a meal ticket.Meal ticket? He couldnt buy my liquor.Fred Casely could?With a wife and five little Caselys?Or did he forget to mention them?What?All his.Oh, that bastard.That bastard!Yeah, I killed him. I would kill him again.Once was enough, dearie.Take her downtown. Come on!This is it. 264 1/2.Here they come. This way, honey.Its a shame to hide such a beautiful face.Whyd you shoot him?Give us a profile with a smileIike the girl from the toothpaste ad.Enjoy it while you can. Take this down.Assistant District Attorney Harrisonsays this is a hanging case.Im ready to go to the jury tomorrow.What do you mean, hanging?Not so tough anymore, are you?Take her down to the Cook County Jail.We need a headline. Whyd you shoot him?Was he cruel? Did he beat you?Hey, what do you mean, hanging?Morphine, opium, cocaine?-Arm length. 31 inches. -Arm length. 31 inches.Height. 66 inches.The Matrons on her way, so dont get too cozy.Put out that cigarette!Ever had Morton before?Shes fine. Long as you keep her happy.Drumroll And now, ladies and gentlemen.the Keeper of the Keys, the Countess of the Clink.the Mistress of Murderess Row.Matron Mama Morton!Ask any of the chickies in my pen Theyll tell you Im the biggest mother hen I love them all, and all of them love me Because the system works the system called Reciprocity On your feet.Welcome, ladies.Got a little motto Always sees me through When youre good to Mama Mamas good to you You might think Im here to make your life a living hell,but its just not true.Theres a lot of favors Im prepared to do You do one for Mama Shell do one for you Id like to be your friend, if you let me.So if theres something that upsets youor makes you unhappy in any way.dont shoot your fat-ass mouth off to mecause I dont give a shit.They say that life is tit for tat And thats the way I live So I deserve a lot of tat For what Ive got to give Dont you know that this hand Washes that one, too? When youre good to Mama Mamas good to you Lets go.You must be Hart.Aint you the pretty one.Thank you, maam.Oh, no, call me Mama.Im here to take care of you.Youll be habitatin down in the east block.Murderess Row, we call it.Is that nicer?I dont think I belong in here.I didnt actually do anything wrong.No need to tell me.I never heard of a man getting killedwhen he didnt get just what was coming to him.Hey, Mama!Come here. Come here.Velma Kelly.Youre the Velma Kelly.I was there the night that you got arrested.Yeah. You and half of Chicago.Look at this, Mama.An editorial denouncing me in Redbook magazine.Not in memory do we recallso fiendish and horrible a double homicide.You couldnt buy that kind of publicity.Couldnt buy it?I guess I can keep this, then.Nice try.If you want my gravy Pepper my ragout Spice it up for Mama Shell get hot for you When they pass that basket folks contribute to You put in for Mama Shell put out for you The folks atop the ladder Are the ones the world adores So boost me up my ladder, kid And Ill boost you up yours Lets all stroke together Like the Princeton crew When youre strokin Mama Mamas strokin you So whats the one conclusion I can bring this number to? When youre good to Mama Mamas good To you Ah, yes!Cheers and applause ROXlE: Mama?Its kind of freezing in here.You dont think theres something wrong with the heat?Not that Im complaining, mind you, but.if you got a couple extra blankets tucked away -Lights out, ladies.Okay.Okay.Pop Six Squish Cicero Lipschitz And now, the six merry murderessesof the Cook County Jailin their rendition of the Cell Block Tango.Lipschitz Pop Six Squish Cicero Lipschitz Pop Six Squish Cicero Lipschitz - Pop - Six Squish - Cicero - Lipschitz - Pop - Six Squish - Cicero - Lipschitz He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If youd have been there If youd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same - Pop - Six Squish - Cicero - Lipschitz - Pop - Six Squish - Cicero - Lipschitz You know how people have these little habits that get you down?Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum.No, not chew. Pop.So I came home this one day, and Im really irritated.and Im looking for a little bit of sympathy.Theres Bernie lyin on the couch.drinkin a beer and chewin.No, not chewin. Poppin!So I said to him, You pop that gum one more time.And he did.So I took the shotgun off the wall.and I fired two warning shotsinto his head.He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If youd have been there If youd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same I met Ezekial Young from Salt Lake Cityabout two years ago,and he told me he was single, and we hit it off right away.So we started living together.Hed go to work. Hed come home.Id fix him a drink. Wed have dinner.And then I found out.Single, he told me?Single, my ass.Not only was he married.Oh, no.He had six wives.One of those Mormons.So that night when he came home from work.I fixed him his drink, as usual.You know, some guys just cant hold their arsenic.- He had it coming - Pop, six, squish - He had it coming - Cicero, Lipschitz He took a flower in its prime - And then he used it - Pop - And he abused it - Six It was a murder, but not a crime Cicero, Lipschitz Now, Im standing in the kitchencarving up the chicken for dinner,minding my own business.In storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage.You been screwin the milkman, he says.He was crazy, and he kept on screamin,You been screwin the milkman!And then he ran into my knife.He ran into my knife 10 times.If youd have been there If youd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Speaking Hungarian Yeah, but did you do it?Not guilty.My sister, Veronica, and l had this double act.And my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us.Now, for the last number in our act.we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row.One, two, three, four, five.splits, spread eagles, backflips, flip-flops.One right after the other.One night before the show, were down at the Hotel Cicero.The three of us boozin and havin a few laughs.We run out of ice, so I go out to get some.I come back, open the door.and theres Veronica and Charlie doing number 1 7.The spread eagle.Well, I was in such a state of shock.I completely blacked out.I cant remember a thing.It wasnt until laterwhen I was washing the blood off my handsI even knew they were dead.- They had it coming - They had it coming - They had it coming - They had it coming They had it coming all along - I didnt do it - She didnt do it - But if Id done it - But if shed done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? - They had it coming - They had it coming - They had it coming - They had it coming They had it coming all along I didnt do it But if Id done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? I loved Al Lipschitz more than I could possibly say.He was a real artistic guy.Sensitive. A painter.Whistle blows But he was always trying to find himself.Hed go out every night looking for himself, and on the way.he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and lrving.You could say we broke up because of artistic differences.He saw himself as alive.and I saw him dead.The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum - They had it coming - They had it coming - They had it coming - They had it coming They had it coming all along - And if they used us - And if they used us - Then they abused us - Then they abused us Could you tell us that we were wrong? - He had it coming - He had it coming - He had it coming - He had it coming He only had himself to blame - If you