怪獸大學臺詞

怪獸大學臺詞100:00:03,000-->00:00:06,000-=CHD字幕組原創(chuàng)翻譯=-200:00:06,000-->00:00:09,000字幕僅供翻譯學習交流謝絕用于任何商業(yè)用途300:00:09,000-->00:00:12,000翻譯：VictorWumoMaxchan校對：dxchVictor后期：dahongying400:01:13,783-->00:01:15,326-我嚇到你啦！-不，你沒有-Iscaredyou!-No,youdidn't.500:01:15,493-->00:01:17,369好了！大家都把考察旅行規(guī)那么記好Okay!Rememberourfieldtriprules,everyone.600:01:17,536-->00:01:20,164不許推搡，不許咬人，不許噴火！Nopushing,nobiting,andnofirebreathing!700:01:20,706-->00:01:22,291剛剛說到哪兒了？WhatdidIjustsay?800:01:22,541-->00:01:23,876十八，十九…Eighteen,nineteen...900:01:23,959-->00:01:26,170好了，我們少了個同學是誰？Okay,we'remissingone.Whoarewemissing?1000:01:27,838-->00:01:29,673是大眼仔麥克MikeWazowski.1100:01:30,591-->00:01:31,675謝謝你，喬Thanks,Joe.1200:01:31,759-->00:01:33,511很幸運能完成你的猜字游戲Goodluckfinishingyourcrosswordpuzzle.1300:01:33,761-->00:01:36,680-對不起，邁克爾我沒看到你-沒關系-Sorry,Michael.Ididn'tseeyou.-That'sokay.1400:01:36,847-->00:01:39,350我在車上找到了一枚硬幣！WhenIwasonthebus,Ifoundanickel!1500:01:39,683-->00:01:41,102真希望身上能有個兜IwishIhadpockets.1600:01:41,268-->00:01:44,230好了，大家分組挑一個隊友吧Okay,everyone,partnerup.Getyourfieldtripbuddy.1700:01:45,481-->00:01:48,609杰瑞米！你和我好嗎？好吧，不要緊Jeremy!Youandme?Okay,nobiggie.1800:01:48,776-->00:01:50,900海莉？不想？你和克萊爾一組？Hailey?No?PairingupwithClaire?1900:01:50,904-->00:01:52,738好主意她是個好伙伴Greatchoice.She'sagoodegg.2000:01:52,905-->00:01:54,115拉塞爾Russell.2100:01:54,782-->00:01:56,617麥克？大眼仔？Mike?Wazowski?2200:01:57,535-->00:01:58,702我們一組好嗎？Wecar-pool?2300:01:59,662-->00:02:01,580我們是表親啊We'recousins.2400:02:01,664-->00:02:03,791好吧選的真不錯Okay.Goodcatchingup.2500:02:03,958-->00:02:06,752好吧，邁克爾，看來又是你我一組了Well,Michael,itlookslikeit'syouandmeagain.2600:02:12,591-->00:02:14,218快點，凱倫我們落伍啦Comeon,Karen.We'refallingbehind.2700:02:14,301-->00:02:15,970請別叫我凱倫Pleasedon'tcallmeKaren.2800:02:21,392-->00:02:22,893現(xiàn)在，大家跟緊了Now,stayclosetogether.2900:02:23,185-->00:02:25,980我們正在進入一個非常危險的區(qū)域We'reenteringaverydangerousarea.3000:02:26,147-->00:02:28,816歡送來到驚嚇車間WelcometotheScareFloor.3100:02:33,571-->00:02:36,156這里就是我們收集尖叫能量ThisiswherewecollecttheScreamEnergy3200:02:36,323-->00:02:38,158給全城供電的地方topowerourwholeworld.3300:02:38,242-->00:02:41,453現(xiàn)在誰能告訴我從事這項工作的人叫什么名字嗎？Andcananyonetellmewhosejobitistogogetthatscream?3400:02:41,745-->00:02:43,831-驚嚇員！-沒錯！-Scarers!-That'sright!3500:02:43,914-->00:02:46,333現(xiàn)在，誰能給我演示一個最恐怖的吼叫？Now,whichoneofyoucangivemethescariestroar?3600:02:46,500-->00:02:47,626我，我，我！Me,me,me!3700:02:47,835-->00:02:51,380先生！在這兒！這個小綠球，兩點方向！Sir!Righthere!Littlegreenguy,twoo'clock!3800:02:51,463-->00:02:53,048不，應該像這樣No,it'slikethis.3900:02:53,132-->00:02:54,466嘿，伙計們，聽聽這個Hey,guys,watchthisone.4000:02:54,550-->00:02:55,551嘿，我吼得才最棒…Hey,Igotareallygood...4100:03:15,446-->00:03:16,450好吧，你們好，孩子們Well,heythere,kids.4200:03:16,454-->00:03:17,990是來參加學?？疾炻眯械膯?？Areyouonatourwithyourschool?4300:03:18,115-->00:03:19,116-是的！-是的-Yeah!-Yes.4400:03:19,283-->00:03:21,420我們是來這里考察尖叫能量生產過程We'reheretolearnaboutScreamEnergy4500:03:21,430-->00:03:23,203以及如何成為一名驚嚇員的andwhatittakestobeaScarer.4600:03:23,454-->00:03:24,527好吧，嘿，你挺走運Well,hey,you'reinluck,4700:03:24,796-->00:03:27,458因為我正好是一名驚嚇員becauseIjusthappentobeaScarer.4800:03:27,541-->00:03:29,543是我的大學成就了我的一切IlearnedeverythingIknowfrommyschool,4900:03:29,710-->00:03:31,378怪獸大學MonstersUniversity.5000:03:32,963-->00:03:34,048驚嚇界中最好的大學It'sthebestScaringSchoolthereis.5100:03:34,131-->00:03:36,300想得美！恐懼技能學院才是最好的Youwish!FearTech'sthebest.5200:03:36,634-->00:03:38,510好吧看完之后再告訴我Okay.Youguyswatchusandtellme5300:03:38,516-->00:03:40,346哪所學校才是最棒的好嗎？whichschool'sthebest.Allright?5400:03:40,888-->00:03:42,014就是怪大MUis.5500:03:44,850-->00:03:46,143走吧，各位！Let'sgo,everybody!5600:03:46,226-->00:03:47,895西海岸上線中Westcoastcomingonline.5700:03:47,978-->00:03:49,605驚嚇員準備Scarerscomingout.5800:03:49,813-->00:03:51,065小心停下來Oops.Stoprightthere.5900:03:51,315-->00:03:53,067別越過平安線Don'tcrossoverthatsafetyline.6000:03:53,150-->00:03:55,819人類小孩是劇毒的Humanchildrenareextremelytoxic.6100:03:56,987-->00:03:58,489快看那！Lookatthat!6200:03:58,656-->00:04:00,866嘿，伙計們，小心點兒！Whoa!Hey,guys,watchtheeye!Ow!6300:04:00,991-->00:04:02,368快看那！太神奇了！Lookatthat!It'samazing!6400:04:02,451-->00:04:03,661我知道！Iknow!6500:04:04,244-->00:04:05,245借過兄弟們Excuseme.Fellas.6600:04:05,496-->00:04:07,748最高的站到后面如何？Howaboutwedotallestintheback?6700:04:09,583-->00:04:12,419看，他要開始真正的驚嚇了！Look,he'sgoingtodoarealScare!6800:04:14,922-->00:04:17,341-酷我想成為驚嚇員-是啊我也是-Cool.IwanttobeaScarer.-Yeah.Me,too.6900:04:17,466-->00:04:18,676拜托，各位我也想看看Comeon,guys.Iwanttosee.7000:04:18,884-->00:04:20,600別擋道，大眼仔Outoftheway,Wazowski.7100:04:20,600-->00:04:22,846你不屬于尖叫樓層Youdon'tbelongonaScareFloor.7200:04:31,522-->00:04:33,941布萊恩！不要越線Brian!Donotstepovertheline.7300:04:34,024-->00:04:36,860格里夫斯女士，邁克爾過線啦Mrs.Graves,Michaelwentovertheline.7400:04:38,362-->00:04:40,197邁克爾！Michael!7500:05:16,233-->00:05:17,901看吧？我告訴過你他沒事See?Itoldyou.He'sfine.7600:05:18,152-->00:05:20,279好吧，我確實聽到了動靜Well,IthoughtIheardsomething.7700:05:45,429-->00:05:46,513怎么了？What?7800:05:50,768-->00:05:52,519你沒事吧？Areyouokay?7900:05:52,728-->00:05:54,688你會受傷的！Youcouldhavegottenhurt!8000:05:55,189-->00:05:57,524我不懂怎么會發(fā)生的！Idon'tunderstandhowthiscouldhappen!8100:05:59,526-->00:06:00,940那可太危險了，孩子Thatwasrealdangerous,kid.8200:06:00,945-->00:06:02,696我都不知道你在那兒Ididn'tevenknowyouwereinthere.8300:06:06,366-->00:06:09,703我也不知道你能回來Wow.Ididn'tevenknowyouwereinthere.8400:06:11,580-->00:06:12,956不錯嘛，孩子Notbad,kid.8500:06:15,125-->00:06:17,294邁克爾，有什么要對自己說的嗎？Michael,whatdoyouhavetosayforyourself?8600:06:19,963-->00:06:22,925怎樣才能成為驚嚇員呢？HowdoIbecomeaScarer?8700:07:13,100-->00:07:14,685怪獸大學到了！有誰下車嗎？MonstersUniversity!Anybodygettingoff?8800:07:18,689-->00:07:20,774好啦，各位，我不是成心要煽情的Well,everyone,Idon'tmeantogetemotional,8900:07:20,858-->00:07:23,360但是我人生的一切都是為了這一時刻buteverythinginmylifehasledtothismoment.9000:07:23,443-->00:07:25,153希望這不會是我個人夢想的開端Letitnotbejustthebeginningofmydream9100:07:25,237-->00:07:26,905而是大家夢想的開端butthebeginningofallofourdreams.9200:07:26,989-->00:07:28,949格拉迪斯，容許我要常聯(lián)系Gladys,promisemeyou'llkeepauditioning.9300:07:29,032-->00:07:31,118瑪麗，你的真命天子就在某個地方Marie,Mr.Rightisouttheresomewhere.9400:07:31,368-->00:07:33,495菲爾，藥要記得堅持吃Phil,keepusingtheointmenttillthatthinggoesaway.9500:07:33,745-->00:07:36,373希望你們一切都好非常感謝大家Iwishyouallthebest.Thankyouallsomuch!9600:07:40,544-->00:07:43,839我都快流眼淚了，現(xiàn)在，給我下車I'mwellingupwithtears.Now,getoff.9700:08:12,868-->00:08:14,369你好還好嗎？Hello.Howareyoudoing?9800:08:31,720-->00:08:33,305劃?。澃?！Stroke!Stroke!9900:08:33,597-->00:08:34,806加油，都打起精神來！Comeon,putallyouhaveintoit!10000:08:35,682-->00:08:37,184沖??！沖啊！Stroke!Stroke!10100:08:39,061-->00:08:40,520好吧！首要任務Okay!Firstthingonmylist,10200:08:41,271-->00:08:42,147報到getregistered.10300:08:42,230-->00:08:44,358你好，新人我是杰伊Heythere,freshman.I'mJaytheR.A.,10400:08:44,441-->00:08:47,235新生報到往那個方向走andI'mheretosaythatregistrationisthataway!10500:08:47,319-->00:08:50,155-好的，杰伊-報到愉快-Okay,Jay.-Haveagreatfirstday.10600:08:50,447-->00:08:53,075嘿，我叫凱！這是你的新生手冊Hey,I'mKay!Here'syourorientationpacket.10700:08:53,283-->00:08:54,368謝謝，凱Thanks,Kay.10800:08:54,618-->00:08:55,870你可以把行李放在這里Youcandropyourbagsoffhere10900:08:55,875-->00:08:57,329然后到泰銳那里拍照andgetyourpicturetakenwithTrey.11000:08:57,537-->00:08:59,122-說茄子！-茄子！-Sayhooray!-Hooray!11100:08:59,748-->00:09:01,041難以置信Ican'tbelieveit.11200:09:01,291-->00:09:04,252我是真正的大學生啦！I'mofficiallyacollegestudent!11300:09:04,336-->00:09:06,088好了，大伙兒，我是費伊Okay,everyone,I'mFay,11400:09:06,171-->00:09:09,633我將帶著你們開始大學的參觀之旅！andI'llbegivingyouyourorientationtouronthisperfectday!11500:09:14,096-->00:09:16,056這里是學生學習Herearethelabswherestudentslearn11600:09:16,139-->00:09:18,308設計和建造通往人類世界大門的實驗室todesignandbuildthedoorstotheHumanWorld.11700:09:25,107-->00:09:27,693看起來教授正好要測試一扇門！Looksliketheprofessorisabouttotestadoor!11800:09:36,535-->00:09:39,017怪大食堂提供有充足的自助餐TheMUcafeteriaservesafullbuffet,11900:09:39,017-->00:09:40,163一天三頓threemealsaday.12000:09:41,039-->00:09:44,418我個人相信這里有全世界最好的廚師Ipersonallybelievewehavesomeofthebestchefsintheworld.12100:09:49,172-->00:09:51,883學校有各種專業(yè)可供選擇Thecampusoffersawidevarietyofmajors,12200:09:51,967-->00:09:56,680但是怪大最好的學院就是驚嚇學院butthecrownjewelofMUistheScaringSchool.12300:10:10,736-->00:10:11,791歡送參加辯論隊WelcometotheDebateTeam.12400:10:11,791-->00:10:12,696很快樂你能成為我們的一員We'rehappytohaveyou.12500:10:12,779-->00:10:14,823反方辯詞如下Idisagreeforthefollowingreasons.12600:10:14,906-->00:10:16,408真正的快樂來源于其理論結構…Truehappinessisatheoreticalconstruct...12700:10:16,491-->00:10:19,468你好！探尋天文奇觀Heythere!Keepyoureyeonthesky12800:10:19,468-->00:10:21,288盡在天文學會！attheAstronomyClub!12900:10:26,042-->00:10:27,836參加“誰最強”俱樂部吧ComejointhelmprovClub.13000:10:27,919-->00:10:30,172你會希望自己…永遠…一直…You'llwishyouwerea...Never...Always...13100:10:30,255-->00:10:31,256啊，見鬼！Ah,dangit!13200:10:31,548-->00:10:32,890怪大希臘學會MU'sGreekCouncil.13300:10:32,892-->00:10:35,177我們會發(fā)起年度驚嚇大賽WesponsortheannualScareGames.13400:10:35,844-->00:10:37,137驚嚇什么來著？TheScarewhatnow?13500:10:37,220-->00:10:40,474驚嚇大賽呀！超級刺激的驚嚇賽事！TheScareGames!Asuper-intenseScaringcompetition!13600:10:40,557-->00:10:43,477極度危險，任何事都有可能發(fā)生They'recrazydangerous,soanythingcouldhappen.13700:10:43,560-->00:10:46,354去年有一大群選手進了醫(yī)院！Abunchofguyswenttothehospitallastyear!13800:10:46,730-->00:10:48,940-甚至會被嚇死-但值得如此-Youcouldtotallydie.-Andit'sworthit.13900:10:49,316-->00:10:51,985給你一個時機證明自己是最強的！Yougetachancetoprovethatyouarethebest!14000:10:52,861-->00:10:53,945好酷Cool.14100:10:54,905-->00:10:55,906大眼仔，319寢室Wazowski,Room319.14200:10:57,657-->00:10:59,576知道嗎，你的室友也是驚嚇專業(yè)的Youknow,yourroommateisaScaringmajor,too.14300:11:01,077-->00:11:03,497“你好，我是你的室友”哦，太俗了"Hello,I'myourroommate."Oh,that'stoobland.14400:11:03,580-->00:11:05,499管他呢順其自然吧Don'tforceit.Justletithappen.14500:11:05,582-->00:11:09,753你一輩子的好朋友就在門后了Yourlifelongbestfriendisrightbehindthisdoor.14600:11:16,927-->00:11:18,553你好我是你的室友Heythere.I'myourroomie.14700:11:18,637-->00:11:20,263我叫藍道·博格斯驚嚇專業(yè)的Name'sRandyBoggs.Scaringmajor.14800:11:20,597-->00:11:23,099我叫大眼仔麥克，也是驚嚇專業(yè)的MikeWazowski,Scaringmajor.14900:11:23,391-->00:11:25,060我敢說我們會成為最好的室友，麥克Icantellwe'regoingtobebestchums,Mike.15000:11:25,143-->00:11:26,568選張床吧Takewhicheverbedyouwant.15100:11:26,650-->00:11:28,313我想你有這個優(yōu)先權Iwantedyoutohavefirstdibs.15200:11:29,606-->00:11:30,941你就這樣消失了Youjustdisappeared.15300:11:31,191-->00:11:34,486對不起如果在班上這么做，我會被笑話的Sorry.IfIdothatinScaringclass,I'llbeajoke.15400:11:34,569-->00:11:37,239不，這非常好你得學會使用它No,it'stotallygreat.Yougottouseit.15500:11:37,322-->00:11:38,698-真的？-當然，不過得把眼鏡摘了-Really?-Yeah,butlosetheglasses.15600:11:38,782-->00:11:40,450他們都是這樣做的Theygiveitaway.15700:11:49,167-->00:11:50,210好了！Okay!15800:11:50,418-->00:11:53,213內務完成掛海報完成Unpack.Check.Hangposters.Check.15900:11:53,296-->00:11:55,715現(xiàn)在我只需要開始課程，然后榮耀畢業(yè)NowIjustneedtoacemyclasses,graduatewithhonors,16000:11:55,799-->00:11:57,217成為最偉大的驚嚇員andbecomethegreatestScarerever.16100:11:57,801-->00:11:59,636老兄，我真希望能有你這份自信，麥克Boy,lwishIhadyourconfidence,Mike.16200:11:59,719-->00:12:01,304你難道不緊張嗎？Aren'tyouevenalittlenervous?16300:12:01,388-->00:12:02,973說實話，沒Actually,no.16400:12:04,057-->00:12:06,184我一輩子都在等待這一時刻I'vebeenwaitingforthismywholelife.16500:12:09,354-->00:12:11,856我都等不及想要開始了Ijustcan'twaittogetstarted.16600:12:27,414-->00:12:30,667哦，天哪！上課第一天我不能遲到！Oh,man!Ican'tbelateonthefirstday!16700:13:16,713-->00:13:18,173開什么國際玩笑Yougottobekiddingme.16800:13:18,715-->00:13:20,133我好緊張！I'msonervous!16900:13:20,216-->00:13:21,551放松一切都會好的Relax.Itwillbefine.17000:13:21,634-->00:13:22,677早上好，同學們Goodmorning,students.17100:13:23,219-->00:13:25,096歡送來到驚嚇101教室WelcometoScaring101.17200:13:25,555-->00:13:27,098我是奈特教授IamProfessorKnight.17300:13:27,474-->00:13:30,810我確信你們都是當?shù)刈顑?yōu)秀的怪物NowI'msureallofyouwerethescariestmonsterinyourtown.17400:13:31,353-->00:13:34,272好吧，壞消息是，孩子們在我這里你們不是Well,badnews,kids.You'reinmytownnow,17500:13:34,356-->00:13:36,691而且我不輕易嚇人andIdonotscareeasily.17600:13:48,411-->00:13:51,331郝刻薄院長這可真是個大驚喜啊DeanHardscrabble.Thisisapleasantsurprise.17700:13:54,751-->00:13:55,752她是個傳奇She'salegend.17800:13:55,835-->00:13:56,910她打破了全天驚嚇紀錄Shebroketheall-timeScareRecord17900:13:56,911-->00:13:59,339憑借那巨大的尖叫儲能罐！withthescreaminthatverycan!18000:14:00,590-->00:14:02,342我不是成心打斷你們的Idon'tmeantointerrupt.18100:14:02,425-->00:14:04,010我只是不經意間想看看IjustthoughtI'ddropby18200:14:04,094-->00:14:07,597參加我研究課題的生面孔toseetheterrifyingfacesjoiningmyprogram.18300:14:09,849-->00:14:11,017好吧，我相信同學們會愿意聽聽Well,I'msuremystudentswouldlovetohear18400:14:11,101-->00:14:12,936您的靈感的afewwordsofinspiration.18500:14:13,436-->00:14:16,606靈感？非常好Inspiration?Verywell.18600:14:18,274-->00:14:23,154恐懼是一只怪物所擁有的真正財富Scarinessisthetruemeasureofamonster.18700:14:23,238-->00:14:24,614如果你不嚇人Ifyou'renotscary18800:14:25,865-->00:14:27,951你還好意思說自己是怪物嗎？whatkindofamonsterareyou?18900:14:30,036-->00:14:33,081我的工作就是讓強者更強It'smyjobtomakegreatstudentsgreater,19000:14:34,666-->00:14:38,253而不是讓弱者更弱notmakemediocrestudentslessmediocre.19100:14:39,087-->00:14:42,757這就是為什么會有期末考試的原因Thatiswhyattheendofthesemestertherewillbeafinalexam.19200:14:44,134-->00:14:49,097不及格就會被開除FailthatexamandyouareoutoftheScaringprogram.19300:14:53,017-->00:14:57,439所以，但愿在座的都能受到啟發(fā)So,Ishouldhopeyou'reallproperlyinspired.19400:15:03,820-->00:15:05,155好了好了Allright.Allright.19500:15:05,488-->00:15:09,242誰能告訴我一個有效吼叫的精髓是什么？Whocantellmethepropertiesofaneffectiveroar?19600:15:10,118-->00:15:11,119你說？Yes?19700:15:11,828-->00:15:13,872其實包含五點Thereareactuallyfive.19800:15:13,955-->00:15:16,082分別是吼叫的共鳴Thoseincludetheroar'sresonance,19900:15:16,166-->00:15:18,334吼叫的持續(xù)性，還有…thedurationoftheroar,andthe...20000:15:22,630-->00:15:23,923啊哦對不起Whoops.Sorry.20100:15:24,007-->00:15:25,376我聽到有人說“吼叫”Iheardsomeonesay"roar,"20200:15:25,376-->00:15:26,843所以就小試了一下soIjustkindofwentforit.20300:15:27,218-->00:15:28,803哦，借過，對不起Oh,excuseme,sorry.20400:15:28,887-->00:15:30,519我不是成心嚇唬大家的Ididn'tmeantoscareyouthere.20500:15:30,519-->00:15:31,431嘿，你好嗎？Hey,howyoudoing?20600:15:31,681-->00:15:33,391很棒的吼叫，你叫…Veryimpressive,Mister...20700:15:33,474-->00:15:35,185蘇利文毛怪蘇利文Sullivan.JimmySullivan.20800:15:35,560-->00:15:36,603蘇利文Sullivan.20900:15:36,686-->00:15:38,771就像比爾·蘇利文，那個驚嚇員？LikeBillSullivan,theScarer?21000:15:39,022-->00:15:40,607是的他是我爸爸Yeah.He'smydad.21100:15:40,940-->00:15:42,859他是蘇利文！He'saSullivan!21200:15:43,401-->00:15:46,321我就知道期待你更好的表現(xiàn)Ishouldhaveknown.Iexpectbigthingsfromyou.21300:15:46,654-->00:15:49,032當然，決不讓你失望Well,youwon'tbedisappointed.21400:15:49,532-->00:15:51,451額…對不起我能繼續(xù)嗎？I'msorry.ShouldIkeepgoing?21500:15:51,701-->00:15:53,953不，不用了蘇利文先生已經展示過了No,no.Mr.Sullivan'scoveredit.21600:15:56,956-->00:15:59,125大家拿出課本EveryonetakeoutyourScaringtextbooks21700:15:59,209-->00:16:01,044翻到第一章andopenthemtochapterone.21800:16:01,127-->00:16:03,129嘿，小家伙能借支鉛筆嗎？Hey,bub.CanIborrowapencil?21900:16:03,213-->00:16:04,797我忘帶文具了Iforgotallmystuff.22000:16:04,881-->00:16:08,009好嘞是的就這樣就這樣Allright.Yes.Therewego.Thatwillgetit.22100:16:08,384-->00:16:09,719嗯…舒服Yeah.22200:16:10,386-->00:16:12,096拜托，麥克這是兄弟會Comeon,Mike.It'safraternity22300:16:12,388-->00:16:14,641和女學員聯(lián)誼會我們必須得去！andsororityparty.Wehavetogo!22400:16:14,724-->00:16:17,227如果驚嚇考試不及格，我們就玩兒完了IfweflunkthatScaringfinal,wearedone.22500:16:17,894-->00:16:18,978我絕不會失敗的I'mnottakinganychances.22600:16:19,062-->00:16:20,438你有這個學年可以學習You'vegotthewholesemestertostudy,22700:16:20,521-->00:16:24,067但是交朋友可能只有一次時機啊butthismightbeouronlychancetogetingoodwiththecoolkids.22800:16:24,150-->00:16:25,860所以我做了這些小蛋糕That'swhyImadethesecupcakes.22900:16:26,194-->00:16:28,238差點鬧笑話了Thatcouldhavebeenembarrassing.23000:16:28,863-->00:16:30,782不達目標，誓不罷休WhenI'maScarer,lifewillbeanonstopparty.23100:16:30,865-->00:16:31,991別自找麻煩，野小子Stayoutoftrouble,wildman.23200:16:32,075-->00:16:33,117野小子Wildman.23300:16:46,256-->00:16:47,257怎么回事…Whatthe...23400:16:49,050-->00:16:50,969阿奇！Archie!23500:16:54,222-->00:16:55,223你是誰…Whatareyou...23600:16:56,099-->00:16:58,851等等…你在噓我嗎？你不能…Wait...You'reshushingme?Youcan't...23700:17:00,436-->00:17:01,854-他去哪兒了？-他死定了-Wheredidhego?-He'sdeadmeat.23800:17:01,938-->00:17:03,982-他現(xiàn)在惹上大麻煩了-沒錯-Thatguy'sinbigtrouble.-Yeah,heis.23900:17:04,732-->00:17:06,567嘿，伙計們！在這兒！Hey,guys!Overhere!24000:17:07,944-->00:17:09,362一群草包FearTechdummies.24100:17:11,114-->00:17:13,366-對不起啦，兄弟-為什么跑到我的房間？-Sorryaboutthat,buddy.-Whyareyouinmyroom?24200:17:13,449-->00:17:14,617你的房間？這是我的…Yourroom?Thisismy...24300:17:15,952-->00:17:17,620這不是我的房間Thisisnotmyroom.24400:17:17,704-->00:17:18,830阿奇！快來，寶貝Archie!Comehere,boy.24500:17:18,913-->00:17:19,956阿奇？Archie?24600:17:20,039-->00:17:22,166它是只嚇人豬是那幫草包的桔祥物ArchietheScarePig.He'sFearTech'smascot.24700:17:22,500-->00:17:23,710它為什么會在這兒？Whyisithere?24800:17:23,793-->00:17:26,004我偷的準備把它送去吼叫精英隊Istoleit.GoingtotakeittotheRORs.24900:17:26,087-->00:17:27,171送哪兒？Thewhat?25000:17:27,255-->00:17:30,842吼叫精英隊全校最棒的兄弟會RoarOmegaRoar.Thetopfraternityoncampus.25100:17:30,925-->00:17:33,261他們只吸納精英中的精英Theyonlyacceptthehighlyelite.25200:17:33,344-->00:17:35,013好吧，我提床，你去抓它Okay,I'llliftthebed,yougrabthepig.25300:17:35,096-->00:17:36,514-好了嗎？一，二，三-什么？不，不…-Ready?One,two,three.-What?No,no...What...25400:17:37,181-->00:17:38,266就這樣別讓它跑了That'sit.Don'tletgo.25500:17:38,474-->00:17:39,600小心它會咬人哦Careful.He'sabiter.25600:17:46,441-->00:17:47,483抓住了！Igothim!25700:17:52,071-->00:17:53,865太刺激了！Thatwasawesome!25800:17:53,948-->00:17:56,909我在干什么哪？我是毛怪蘇利文WhatamIdoing?JamesP.Sullivan.25900:17:56,993-->00:17:58,494大眼仔麥克MikeWazowski.26000:17:58,995-->00:18:00,413聽著，見到你很快樂Listen,itwasquitedelightfulmeetingyou26100:18:00,621-->00:18:01,706不管怎么樣andwhateverthatis,26200:18:01,789-->00:18:03,833但是如果你不介意，我得學習了butifyoudon'tmind,IhavetostudymyScaring.26300:18:04,125-->00:18:06,669驚嚇根本就不需要學做就是了Youdon'tneedtostudyScaring.Youjustdoit.26400:18:06,919-->00:18:09,338真的？我覺得沒有那么簡單Really?Ithinkthere'salittlemoretoitthanthat.26500:18:09,672-->00:18:11,174但是，嘿，感謝你的造訪But,hey,thanksforstoppingby.26600:18:11,257-->00:18:12,675放開那東西！Letgoofthat!26700:18:14,343-->00:18:15,470-我的帽子！-我的豬！-Myhat!-Mypig!26800:18:19,390-->00:18:20,850給我過來Comehere!26900:18:23,102-->00:18:24,187抓住它！Catchit!27000:18:25,271-->00:18:26,355回到這里！Comebackhere!27100:18:27,440-->00:18:28,566漂亮！Yeah!27200:18:28,649-->00:18:30,359一直往前走！Rideittofratrow!27300:18:32,695-->00:18:35,323他的觸角和他的翅膀，他們…Tentaclesandserpent'swings,they...27400:18:52,215-->00:18:54,133加油，加油，加油！Go,go,go!27500:18:55,301-->00:18:57,136快點！Comeon!27600:18:57,386-->00:18:58,429要小蛋糕嗎？Cupcake?27700:19:21,244-->00:19:22,745抓住啦！Gotit!27800:19:27,041-->00:19:30,586恐懼專業(yè)桔祥物！任務完成！FearTech'smascot!MUrules!27900:19:35,716-->00:19:37,385怪大！怪大！怪大！M-U!M-U!M-U!28000:19:38,302-->00:19:40,471看到他抓住那只豬了嗎？Didyouseehimcatchthatpig?28100:19:40,555-->00:19:42,682你是塊當大只佬的好材料，新人YouareJawsThetaChimaterial,freshman.28200:19:42,932-->00:19:43,933哦，謝謝我不知道…Thanks.Idon'tknow...28300:19:44,016-->00:19:46,143不，不，不他是我們的人No,no,no.He'sanOmegaHowlguy.28400:19:46,227-->00:19:48,688-走開我們先到的-沒門兒我們先到的！-Backoff.Wesawhimfirst.-Noway.Wedid!28500:19:48,771-->00:19:51,107我要定他了，先生們I'lltakeitfromhere,gentlemen.28600:19:51,899-->00:19:54,986約翰尼·沃辛頓，吼叫精英隊主席JohnnyWorthington,presidentofRoarOmegaRoar.28700:19:55,653-->00:19:56,779叫什么名字，藍大個兒？What'syourname,bigblue?28800:19:56,863-->00:19:58,781毛怪蘇利文朋友都叫我蘇利JimmySullivan.FriendscallmeSulley.28900:19:59,156-->00:20:01,409這家伙叫蘇利文？是那個有名的蘇利文嗎？Thisguy'saSullivan?LikethefamousSullivan?29000:20:01,492-->00:20:03,119難以置信！這太瘋狂了！Ican'tbelieveit!Thatiscrazy!29100:20:03,202-->00:20:04,745-切特，冷靜-對不起-Chet,calmdown.-I'msorry.29200:20:04,829-->00:20:07,707蘇利，每個有勇氣的新會員都會Sulley,anyfreshmanwiththegutstopulloffastuntlikethat29300:20:07,957-->00:20:10,251貼上“未來驚星”的標簽hasgot"FutureScarer"writtenalloverhim.29400:20:10,585-->00:20:12,795嘿，看到我騎那只豬了嗎？那也需要勇氣啊Hey,didyouseemeridethepig?Thattookguts.29500:20:13,045-->00:20:15,381慢點，蠢貨這里只允許驚嚇專業(yè)學生進入Slowdown,squirt.ThispartyisforScarestudentsonly.29600:20:16,257-->00:20:18,843哦，對不起，殺手，但是你可能會想和Sorry,killer,butyoumightwanttohangout29700:20:18,926-->00:20:20,595那些家伙聚聚withsomeonealittlemoreyourspeed.29800:20:20,678-->00:20:22,471他們挺滑稽的！Theylookfun!29900:20:22,930-->00:20:25,099你好想參加我們OK兄弟隊嗎？Heythere.WanttojoinOozmaKappa?30000:20:25,182-->00:20:26,350有蛋糕贈送哦Wehavecake.30100:20:29,854-->00:20:31,230去玩兒吧Gocrazy.30200:20:31,314-->00:20:33,357這是在耍我嗎？Isthatajoke?30300:20:33,441-->00:20:36,110蘇利，和你的朋友說說Sulley,talktoyourfriend.30400:20:36,193-->00:20:38,362哦，他并不是我的朋友，但好吧He'snotreallymyfriend,butsure.30500:20:38,446-->00:20:40,698你聽到了這是驚嚇專業(yè)學生的聚會Youheardhim.ThisisapartyforScarestudents.30600:20:41,115-->00:20:42,408我就是這個專業(yè)的IamaScarestudent.30700:20:42,658-->00:20:44,577我指的是真正會嚇人的ImeanforScarestudentswhoactually,30800:20:44,660-->00:20:46,662你懂的，有天賦的人youknow,haveachance.30900:20:46,913-->00:20:48,372哦，說中了！Aw,snap!31000:20:48,998-->00:20:51,208我的天賦和你一樣的好Mychancesarejustasgoodasyours.31100:20:51,459-->00:20:53,169你和我都不是一路人You'renoteveninthesameleaguewithme.31200:20:54,045-->00:20:55,171等著瞧吧，大天才Justwait,hotshot.31300:20:55,254-->00:20:57,506今年我會嚇死你I'mgoingtoscarecirclesaroundyouthisyear.31400:20:57,715-->00:20:59,717好吧我很期待Okay.I'dliketoseethat.31500:21:00,426-->00:21:03,179不用擔憂你會的Don'tworry.Youwill.31600:21:08,643-->00:21:09,685準備好Readyposition.31700:21:10,227-->00:21:11,479普通吼叫Commoncrouch.31800:21:11,562-->00:21:15,691我想要看到你們豎起的毛和黃色的牙普通咆哮@Iwanttoseemattedfurandyellowteeth.Basicsnarl.31900:21:15,983-->00:21:17,818讓我看到你們猙獰的面孔Showmesomeslobber.32000:21:17,902-->00:21:20,029猙獰是工具，孩子們要運用它Droolisatool,kids.Useit.32100:21:21,864-->00:21:24,075這才是看著像驚嚇員的怪獸NowhereisamonsterwholookslikeaScarer.32200:21:24,875-->00:21:27,578想要通過這個專業(yè)課，最好吃飯Youwantahopeofpassingthisclass,youbettereat,32300:21:27,662-->00:21:29,872呼吸，睡覺都要想著嚇人breathe,andsleepScaring.32400:21:56,816-->00:21:57,942好！Yeah!32500:21:58,025-->00:21:59,151換一題Givemeanotherone.32600:21:59,235-->00:22:00,569-對蜘蛛的恐懼病癥叫？-蜘蛛恐懼癥-Fearofspiders.-Arachnophobia.32700:22:00,653-->00:22:01,946-對雷電的恐懼叫？-閃電恐懼癥-Fearofthunder.-Keraunophobia.32800:22:02,029-->00:22:04,031-對筷子的恐懼叫？-筷子恐懼癥-Fearofchopsticks!-Consecotaleophobia.32900:22:04,115-->00:22:05,741這算什么，幼兒園的測試題？給我來個有難度的Whatisthis,kindergarten?Givemeahardone.33000:22:07,243-->00:22:10,037怪大一出手！打遍天下無敵手！GoMonstersU!Youknowwhattodo!33100:22:19,880-->00:22:21,090答案是C，尖牙TheanswerisC,fangs.33200:22:21,424-->00:22:22,466干得好，大眼仔先生Welldone,Mr.Wazowski.33300:22:22,925-->00:22:24,468-一碗蜘蛛！-正確！-Abowlofspiders!-Correct!33400:22:24,760-->00:22:26,679-黑暗中奔跑的小丑！-又對了-Aclownrunninginthedark!-Rightagain.33500:22:26,929-->00:22:28,848按順序是長瘤，生瘡，得痣Warts,boils,andmoles,inthatorder.33600:22:28,931-->00:22:30,349太棒了！Outstanding!33700:23:21,317-->00:23:22,401食人魔Ogreslump.33800:23:22,485-->00:23:23,778僵尸咆哮Zombiesnarl.33900:23:23,861-->00:23:25,988統(tǒng)治級的銀背大猩猩Dominantsilverbackgorilla.34000:23:26,071-->00:23:28,949進步很顯著，邁克爾Thatissomeremarkableimprovement,Michael.34100:23:30,826-->00:23:34,330光憑一張恐怖的臉可成不了驚嚇員啊，蘇利文先生OnefrighteningfacedoesnotaScarermake,Mr.Sullivan.34200:23:48,511-->00:23:50,262一個流著口水的駱駝鬼臉ATauntaunGrimacewithExtraSlobber.34300:23:50,346-->00:23:51,764-答對了！-這就是我要的-Yougotit!-That'swhatI'msaying.34400:23:52,389-->00:23:55,142我要把那小百事通打的屁滾尿流Iamgoingtowipethefloorwiththatlittleknow-it-all.34500:23:55,226-->00:23:56,810沒錯，相信你，大藍個兒Yes,youare,bigblue.34600:23:57,353-->00:23:58,854嘿，等等你在干什么…Hey,wait.Whatareyouguys...34700:23:59,063-->00:24:00,606只是以防萬一It'sjustaprecaution.34800:24:00,689-->00:24:02,858吼叫精英隊必須得是全校最好的，蘇利文RORsarethebestScarersoncampus,Sullivan.34900:24:02,942-->00:24:04,902我們可不能吸納連個鄉(xiāng)巴佬都比不過的會員Can'thaveamembergettingshownupbyabeachball.35000:24:05,277-->00:24:06,529我蓄勢待發(fā)Iamonaroll.35100:24:06,820-->00:24:08,113我會徹底擊敗那個家伙I'mgoingtodestroythatguy.35200:24:08,614-->00:24:10,533那也你就能馬上回歸組織了Well,thenyou'llgetthisbackrightaway.35300:24:10,616-->00:24:13,911是時候開始履行你蘇利文家的承諾了It'stimetostartdeliveringonthatSullivanname.35400:24:17,070-->00:24:20,417今天的考試將測試你們嚇唬小孩的能力Today'sfinalwilljudgeyourabilitytoassessachild'sfear35500:24:20,501-->00:24:24,630然后進行現(xiàn)場的模擬驚嚇測驗andperformtheappropriateScareintheScareSimulator.35600:24:30,135-->00:24:32,846小孩子的敏感等級將提升TheChildSensitivityLevelwillberaised35700:24:32,930-->00:24:35,849從尿床提升到深度睡眠fromBed-wettertoHeavySleeper,35800:24:35,933-->00:24:38,519所以大家加油吧sogiveiteverythingyou'vegot.35900:24:38,602-->00:24:40,396郝刻薄院長會和我一起監(jiān)考DeanHardscrabbleiswithusthismorning36000:24:41,063-->00:24:43,232來決定誰會進入驚嚇課題研究工程toseewhowillbemovingonintheScaringprogram36100:24:43,899-->00:24:45,109誰會被淘汰andwhowillnot.36200:24:50,781-->00:24:51,949考試開始Let'sgetstarted.36300:24:52,908-->00:24:56,912假設我是一個害怕蜘蛛和圣誕老人的五歲小女孩Iamafive-year-oldgirlafraidofspidersandSantaClaus.36400:24:57,705-->00:24:59,039你會用哪種驚嚇方式？WhichScaredoyouuse?36500:25:05,087-->00:25:06,755有季節(jié)性的匍匐爬行That