短篇英語演講稿帶翻譯(多篇)講話致辭

短篇英語演講稿帶翻譯(優(yōu)選多篇)第一篇：短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯①goldfish金魚stan:i?stan:inthebathroom。fred:but!===================================================================斯丹：我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：可是你想沐浴時怎么辦？斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛?、趖herevenge欺詐的代價oldfarmerjohnsonilydeadiarryfarmerjones.arryanyoneafteryou.johnson:butieinahorsedeal!===================================================================老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低落地對老婆說：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)民瓊斯?！逼拮诱f：“不，在你死后，我不可以嫁給任何人?！奔s翰遜：“但我希望你這么做?！崩掀牛骸盀楹危俊奔s翰遜：“由于瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺詐了我?！雹踚thinkthati’machicken我想我是一只雞psychiatrist:?patient:ithinki’machicken.psychiatrist:hoout我怎么把口香糖拿出來distributingchetothepassengers,thestepopping.meetingmyoutfrommyears?===================================================================當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解說說口香糖有助于他們防備耳鳴。飛機著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐眼前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我老婆了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面拿出來呢？”⑤i我在哪兒anenglishmanlosthiserer,excuseme,canyoutellme?yes,thefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,youareinyourcar,sir.=================================================================一個英國人在鄉(xiāng)間開車時迷了路，他看見一個農(nóng)民正在鄰近的地里干活。于是他就把車開過去問那位農(nóng)民：“屈駕，您能告訴我我此刻這是在哪兒嗎？”“能夠?！鞭r(nóng)民奇異地看了看他，而后說道：“你此刻在你的車子里，先生?！雹辝?你為何不給我打電話？mrsharrislivesinasmallvillage.herhusbandisdead,butshehasoneson.heisteisgeoff.heother,butthenhegotehismother’svillage,andsheeinthecountry,mother,andicangetalotofmoneyingreenseaandsendyousomeeveryrsharris,geoff,e?geofflaughed.but,mother,hesaid,youhaven’tgotaphone.no,sheanseactionyieldsthesameresult同樣的投資同樣的結(jié)果acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentebackandfetchtheminabouttalsthattheyorethanoneeairplaneletustaketeotheranimalsintheplaneasalsin,andtheplanetookoff.fiveminuteslater,itcrashedinaneighboringarea.thethreemenclimbedoutandlookedaround,andonehuntersaidtotheother,iletotheleftoftheplaceotoristansaid,icanexplain.justbequiet,snappedtheofficer.i’mgoingtoputyouinjailuntilthechiefgetsback.but,officer,i.isaidtokeepquiet!youaregoingtojail!afeoodaninthecell.i’mthegroom.======================================================================大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。“但是警官”這個人說道，“我能夠解說的”?！氨３旨澎o”，警察忽然說道?！拔覍涯闼屯为z，直到長官回來?！翱墒?，警察，我，，，”?！拔艺f過了保持寂靜，你要到牢獄了。”幾小時后，警察向牢獄里看了看說道“算你運氣好，由于我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個快樂的心情回來的。”“你確立”在牢房里的這個人說道?！拔揖褪切吕裳健?。⑨,iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andno:idonourteacher,father.

’tkno:======================================================================父親：哎，湯姆，今日我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道！想一想看，當(dāng)其余孩子們都在造作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在講堂上坐著，不過看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。teonesaidasareminderthatthefuturecanbeanythingers.ifeaningfulquestion.toanseoflife,itsastateofmind.itsnotamatterofrosycheeks,redlipsorsuppleknees.itsthematteroftheofyourhand,andeternityinanhour.severaldaysago,ihadachancetolistentoalecture.ilearntalotthere.idliketoshareits.akeafist.e.yeah,itisinourhands.itisheldinourselves.ilebecauseithappened.fromthepast,eanyoudonthaveit,itdoesmeanyoushoulddoitinadifferenteanyoushouldgiveup,itdoesmeanyoumusttryharder.astodayon,letsbetheoemberthetatinic,thoughitsabigshipbutitstillsunk,so,inmyopinion,thebestshipisthefriendship.everyoneneedsfriendsbaceusetherearealotofthingsthatyoucantdealakeupforit.friendshipjustlikesthesun,itcanmakeyoufellthoughinthecoldakeyoufellthatintheemeaningasthegreatness,selfnessanddevotion.tomakefriends,addingafriendequalsaddngaakeyouryyouth,mydreams.

我們需要夢想。theygiveusavisionofabetterfuture.它會給我們顯現(xiàn)一番更好的遠(yuǎn)景。theynourishourspirit,theyrepresentpossibilityeventhenostsuccessfulpeoplearedreamers.多半成功人士都是夢想家。dreamerseverdreams

arenotcontentofgoinghalf

erelyof

mediocre,becausealifeofstryggle

nooneandfrustration.孩提時，我未曾夢想過自立而充滿挫折的生活。dreamedofdoingsomethingbigandsplashy,somethingsignificant.卻夢想做一些大張旗鼓而存心義的大事。idreamedbig.

我夢想成為偉人。butnoerealistic.

可是此刻，我很現(xiàn)實。ihaveadreamthaticanhavemyooneday.我有一個夢想，未來的某一天，我能有一個自己的企業(yè)。becauseimajorineconomic,icanusemyspecialknopany.由于我主修經(jīng)濟，能夠用自己的專業(yè)知識經(jīng)營企業(yè)。oney,ieofthemtohelpothers.未來有了錢，我會捐出一部分幫助其余人，演講稿《大學(xué)英語短篇演講稿》。mydreamsareyplansaredust,mygoalsareimpossible.我的夢想毫無價值，我的計劃不足輕重，我的目標(biāo)遙不行及。allareofnovalueunlesstheyarefolloysuccess.行動就像食品和水分同樣，會滋潤我的成功之花。ifidonttakeanyactionstorealizemydream,iteafantasy.假如我不采納行動實現(xiàn)我的夢想，它就會變?yōu)榛孟?。edbig.孩提時，我夢想成為偉人。itsapityformethatididntdoanythingtoapproachit.我沒有做任何事情去實現(xiàn)它，這是我人生中的一個遺憾。ialeactions.我老是以為等我長大了內(nèi)行動也不晚。butydreamandmyambition.可是等我真的長大了，我卻忘了我的夢想和志向。soitotomorroorroes.由于我知道明日永久不會到來。letmeactnoyactionsmaynotbringsuccessforitisbettertoactandfailthannotbeactandflounder.讓我馬上行動起來吧，即便這行動不可以帶來成功，可是哪怕行動致使了失敗，也賽過束手待斃。successebetrothedanotherandlosttimeforever.假如我狐疑，她會投入他人的懷抱，而我將永久失掉它。iplishmydream.ieafantasy,itisjustmydream.maybesomeyearslater,itetrue.我會盡全部努力來達(dá)成我的夢想。我不會讓它成為幻想，他不過我的夢想。可能再過幾年，夢想就會成真。第五篇：短篇英語演講稿范文短篇英語演講稿范文百分網(wǎng)為你整理兩篇與“短篇英語演講稿范文”有關(guān)的文章，分別是“”和“”歡迎參照引用！與“短篇英語演講稿范文”有關(guān)的文章：sayingitisagoodquestion,becausesayingitisa***question,becauseprobablyicansimplyansyandsmetodoso,yjob.andsayingitishardtoansanytimesnoepeopleandbymyselfandtheansestheoldquestionagain.itisevidentthatitistheverytimeandisgoodtoremindallofustothoroughlyrevieotivesdeepinhearts,sothatorroomentitisstillmarchingforuchmoredeeplythanbeforeineveryaspectsuchasglobaleconomy,internationalpolitics,cultureintercourse,educationexchanges,inter-statetrades,andmilitaryinterplaysasoreopenedchinaandthemuchmoreandheavierglobalrolesandtheinternationalresponsibilitiesitistakinganditispursuingdemandmoreandmoreskilledexpertsmunicationinenglishandotherlanguagesinalltheseareas.andtherefore,itistrue,thatthedevelopmentsituationatpresentandtrendinfrontofusundoubtedlyplysomemoreseriouschallengesandmoreprofoundopportunitiesforeveryoneandalreadydid.alltheseareforcingustopickuporcontinuetostudyenglish,oritentunlessyouarereadytobedead.noingintoamoreimprovedmarketeconomysystemtoitsperfection,anyoneshouldnotignorethebo