2023年最新的英語(yǔ)課前演講小故事

1、第 PAGE5 頁(yè) 共 NUMPAGES5 頁(yè)2023年最新的英語(yǔ)課前演講小故事 英語(yǔ)故事：請(qǐng)朋友吃飯 Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What Are you crazy The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal! I know all that. Then why did you invite a

2、 friend for supper Because the poor fools thinking about getting married. 親愛的， 丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f： 我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。 什么你瘋了嗎我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。 這些我全都知道。 那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來吃晚飯 因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。 英語(yǔ)故事：相同的職責(zé) A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, alsoretired, in a Manhattan b

3、ar and spent the rest of the eveningpersuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your dutieswill be exactly the same as they were in the army, the generalsaid. Nothing to it-you ll catch on again fast. 一個(gè)退休的四星級(jí)將軍在曼哈頓的一個(gè)酒吧偶然地遇到了他以前的勤務(wù)兵，勤務(wù)兵也退休在家。這位將軍花了一整個(gè)晚上的時(shí)間來說服他回來做他的貼身隨從。 你的職責(zé)與在軍隊(duì)時(shí)完全一樣， 將軍說， 這沒

4、什么，你很快就會(huì)再次理解它的。 Next morning promptly at eight o clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general s bedroom, pulledopen the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer s wife on her bottom and said, OK, sweetheart, it s back to the village foryo

5、u. 第二天早晨八點(diǎn)鐘時(shí)，前勤務(wù)兵迅速地進(jìn)到前將軍的臥室，拉開窗簾，輕輕地?fù)u了搖將軍，然后大步走到床的另一側(cè)，在他雇主的妻子屁股上拍了一下，說道： 好了，甜心，你該回到村莊去了。 英語(yǔ)故事：三人同舟 Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middlewas reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. 三位男子在公園的長(zhǎng)椅上

6、坐著。中間的一個(gè)在讀報(bào)紙，另外兩個(gè)在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，并卷線把魚抓上來。 A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knewthe other two. 一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個(gè)景象，他問中間的那個(gè)男子是否認(rèn)識(shí)其他兩位。 Oh yes, he said. They are my friends. 喔，認(rèn)識(shí)， 他說， 他們是我的朋友。 In that case, warned the officer, you d better get t

7、hem out of here! 那樣的話， 警察告誡說， 你最好把他們從這里弄走。 Yes, sir, the man replied, and he began rowing furiously. 好的，警官。 那男子回答說，接著就開始瘋狂般地做起劃槳的動(dòng)作來。 英語(yǔ)故事：小雞上圖書館 A chicken walks into a library. He goes to the front counter and says, Buck . The librarian thinks this is very cute. She says, Oh, aren t you cute. You w

8、ant a book. So, she gives the chicken a book and he goes away. 有只小雞走進(jìn)圖書館，到服務(wù)臺(tái)叫了一聲： 呱。 圖書管理員覺得小雞好可愛，說道： 哇，你好可愛哦，要書是嗎 于是她拿了一本書給小雞，小雞拿了書就走了。 The next day the same chicken comes back to the library. He goes to the front counter and says, Buck, buck. The librarian is impressed. 第二天，小雞又回到圖書館，仍然跑到前面柜臺(tái)叫著： 呱

9、、呱。 圖書管理員一副佩服不已的表情說道： You already read the first book I gave you and now you want two more books. What a smart chicken you are. And she gives the chicken two more books. 我給你的第一本書已經(jīng)讀完了啊，現(xiàn)在居然還要再拿兩本書，好聰明的小雞哦。 她又拿兩本書給這只小雞。 The chicken returns to the library yet another day, goes up to the front counter

10、and says, Buck, buck, buck. The library is becoming very curious. She gives the chicken three books and this time she follows him to see where he goes. 小雞沒過幾天又回到圖書館，直接跳上前面柜臺(tái)叫道： 呱、呱、呱。 圖書管理員很好奇，這回拿了三本給小雞后，便跟蹤它看看它要去哪里。 The chicken brings the books to the pond, where she sees a frog. He gives the books

11、 to the frog and he says, Read it, read it. 小雞帶著書來到池塘，圖書管理員看到那里有一只青蛙。小雞把書拿給青蛙時(shí)，青蛙說道： 咧滴，咧滴。 英語(yǔ)故事：不能讓他跑了 A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. Shenoticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can t let him get away. So they got married immediately. 一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她為妻。她注意到他走路是直著走，而不是橫著走。哇!她想，這只雄蟹可真特別，我可不能讓他跑了。因此他們立刻結(jié)婚了。 The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and gotupset. What happened she asked. Yo