關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀5篇 文化差異笑話英文版.doc

1、關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀5篇 文化差異笑話英文版笑話是文化的重要組成局部,通過笑話,我們可以理解一個國家的文化內(nèi)涵。下面是WTT帶來的關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀，!關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀篇一after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage.in desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above t

2、he crowd.我的朋友們在繁忙的紐瓦克機(jī)場著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖擺。in an instant, a skycap was at his side.sir, observed the porter, you certainly have e_cellent munication skills.一個帶寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊?！跋壬蹦_夫說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧?！标P(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀篇二a very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had

3、to train.he had never seen them before,so he began:my name is stone, and i'm even harder than stone,so do what i tell you or there'll be trouble.don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together有一位很嚴(yán)厲的軍官在對一群交由他訓(xùn)練的新兵訓(xùn)話。他以前從沒見過這群新兵，于是他開場自我介紹：我的名字叫stone(石頭)，事實(shí)上，我甚至比石頭更強(qiáng)硬

4、。這就是我為什么要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對我玩什么花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name.speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, he said, and don't forget to call me 'sir'.接著他開場走到每個士兵前面問他們的名字。說大聲點(diǎn)，讓每個人都能聽清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長官。他說。關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀篇三applying for my

5、first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(資格證書，職位要求) .asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in puter programming classes.i got the job.第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問及我是否受過其它的培訓(xùn)時，我老實(shí)地答復(fù)說我花了三年時間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)

6、計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.我沒有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀篇四my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will.at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home woul

7、d go to us five children if she remarried.我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他為母親以后的生活作好了安排，但假如她改嫁的話，家里的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。“i don't want another s.o.b.toasting his shins(小腿骨) around my fireplace,” he e_plained.“我可不愿意另外哪個狗娘養(yǎng)的在我的火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。with a sly grin, mother cracked, “what makes you think i'd m

8、arry another s.o.b?”媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎么認(rèn)為我會再嫁給一個狗娘養(yǎng)的?”關(guān)于英文版笑話閱讀篇五three peting store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall.observers waited for mayhem(成心的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等著瞧好戲。the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, gigantic sale! and super bargains!右邊的零售商掛起了宏大的招牌，上書：大減價!特廉價!the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, prices slashed! and fantastic discounts!左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價!大折扣!