簡短英語笑話幽默故事

1、簡短英語笑話幽默故事互聯(lián)網(wǎng)不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學(xué)習(xí)之余緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。正是由于我們有這樣的需要，網(wǎng)絡(luò)笑話得以繁榮興盛。WTT分享簡短英語笑話幽默故事，希望可以幫助大家!簡短英語笑話幽默故事：Charge for Bread and ButterSome years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City.When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter.Dad pa

2、id the bill, including the charge for bread and butter.However, the ne_t day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for.Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services.Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, “What is this $500 bi

3、ll for? We never ordered any legal services.”Dad replied, “I never ordered any bread and butter.”The $1.50 was returned without delay.面包和黃油費(fèi)幾年前，我當(dāng)律師的爸爸帶我去紐約的一家高檔餐館。帳單上來時，上面有1.5美元的面包和黃油費(fèi)。爸爸付了帳，連同面包和黃油的收費(fèi)一齊付了。但是第二天，他給餐館寄了一封信，說那項(xiàng)收費(fèi)是沒有道理的，隨信還寄上了一張500美元的法律服務(wù)機(jī)構(gòu)的收費(fèi)單。餐館馬上打來電話，問道：“這500美元的收費(fèi)單是怎么回事?我們從來沒有要什么法律

4、機(jī)構(gòu)的服務(wù)。”爸爸答道，“我也從來沒有要什么面包和黃油?！蹦?.5美元立即就寄了回來。簡短英語笑話幽默故事：Perseverance is a virtueMany years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on itsinefficiency.I said the elevators had no

5、t changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me.“You'll get that degree, dear,” she whispered.“Perseverance is avirtue.”獲取研究生學(xué)位多年以后，我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立大學(xué)當(dāng)教員。一天，電梯里很擁擠，有人抱怨

6、電梯效率太低。我說自我在那里當(dāng)學(xué)生起，20年來電梯一直沒有換過。最后當(dāng)電梯門打開時，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑?！澳銜玫綄W(xué)位的，親愛的，”她低聲說道：“堅(jiān)持不懈是一種美德?！焙喍逃⒄Z笑話幽默故事：Plagiarism 抄襲A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized(剽竊，抄襲) term paper.He summoned(傳喚) th

7、e student to his office.“This isn't your work.” he said.“Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.”You cann't prove that!“ the student sputtered.My friend smiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was: ”Also see article on communism.“我有個朋友在圣路易斯的華盛頓大學(xué)教歐洲歷史，他說有一次他發(fā)現(xiàn)

8、了一篇抄襲的學(xué)期論文。他把那個學(xué)生叫到了辦公室?！斑@不是你寫的，”他說，“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地打印了下來。”“你沒有證據(jù)?！蹦菍W(xué)生氣急敗壞地說。我朋友笑了，他把論文拿給他看。用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產(chǎn)主義一文?！焙喍逃⒄Z笑話幽默故事：Difference 區(qū)別”I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,“ observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University

9、 in Los Angeles.”When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon.“ But the graduate students just write it down.”“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說?！拔艺f‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上?！焙喍逃⒄Z笑話

10、幽默故事：Big Head 大腦袋“All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, “They say I have a big head.”“Don't listen to them,” his mother comforted him, “You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”“Where's the shopping bag?”“I haven't