豬八戒背媳婦劇本

1、豬八戒背媳婦劇本媳婦，八戒，悟空，唐僧，高老莊夫婦n English play Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。Master, are you tired? Let ' s have a rest. 唐僧：沒關(guān)系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Let' s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there .悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續(xù)行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我Dadd

2、y, mommy, I, I 老頭 ：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。 唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。悟空 ：師傅，到了。Master, here we are . 唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從東土大唐前往西天取經(jīng)的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here

3、 tonight? 老頭（做哽咽狀） ：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。 （別過臉去繼續(xù)哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽 ：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。Master, please save my daughter, save my family唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什么事慢慢說。Don' t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened? 老頭：高僧有所不知

4、，我們這里有一只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現(xiàn)在正準 備把女兒送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領(lǐng)高強，也許他能幫上你們。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領(lǐng)高強的師傅，結(jié)果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著， 別出來了吧。Alas! ,

5、 master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You' d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發(fā)生什么事，都不用 管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of youjust stay inside

6、. Don ' t come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂） ，老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發(fā)抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮(zhèn)定地 舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了 門后，露出一段紅袖子。豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am. 站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。 八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什么羞呀！ Darling, don '

7、 t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模 樣。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領(lǐng)高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don ' t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。 八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候干嘛要像猴子一樣？ Darling, why

8、 do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let ' s go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。 八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，干嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful? 小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家里吧。Honey, your appearance will fright

9、en my parents. We' d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house ？ OK. that ' s a great idea. Let' s go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。 小女子：我一個弱女子，哪里能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？ Carry you on my back? All r

10、ight. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發(fā)了。Darling, Let's go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點） ：走吧，呆子。Okay. Let ' s go.音樂響起 （直到八戒摔倒 ） 。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背上 抓耳撓腮，非常高興。八戒：小娘子，你怎么這么重??？ Darling, why are you so heavy?小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?

11、） 八戒：不 ,不, 不，我背，我背。Yes, I do. I do. 繼續(xù)艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后， 靈活地越上臺上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。 八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不見你了？Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子） ：夫君，我在這里呢。 Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子 ,

12、 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？ Darling. Why did you go up there?小女子：還不是你這呆子害的。That's your fault . 八戒：對不起，娘子。對不起，娘子。 Sorry, darling. I' m very sorry.小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。 You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let' s have a rest.八戒：太好了。 我們就休息一下吧！Have a rest? That ' s a good idea. Let' s have a re

13、st.八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。小女子（撒嬌地） ：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都還不知道，怎么能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。 Honey, how can I marry you? I don' t even know where you come from. You must tell methe truth first. 八戒：唉，別提了，想當年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風。只因冒犯了嫦娥， 被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯投了豬胎，長成這般模樣。Alas! Don ' t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could

14、 fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That ' s why I am so ugly.小女子：虧你長得這么丑，還敢出來見人。You look too ugly to meet people.八戒： 本來我也不想出來， 只是南海觀音點化我， 叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經(jīng)人。 等了這么久， 也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什么西天取經(jīng)呢？（八戒高興地過 去想拉小女子的手）I d

15、idn ' t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It' s lucky to meet you here.小女子（把手甩開） ：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎么連我都背不動，真讓人難以相信。 You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can't you carry me? It' sim

16、possible!八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。I am really the immortal. Why don' t you believe me?小女子：那你拿出點本事來瞧瞧。Show me some gongfu then. 八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。 OK, let me show you my gongfu. 從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把 抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。八戒：娘子，你怎么這么大的力氣？Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀

17、。Pull me out if you can . 八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。 八戒：娘子，你怎么這么狠心把我摔倒了 ? 不要開玩笑了。How could you let me fall down? Don' t kid any longer.悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是誰！You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大圣，我的媽呀。My god! You are Mahatma! 八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對手，被悟空壓住，不能動彈。 悟空：呆子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？

18、 You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒：不敢了，不敢了。No, I dare not!悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？Dare you wive yet? 八戒：不敢了。大圣爺爺饒我。No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma. 悟空：量你也不敢。I bet you dare not. 悟空放開，八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。 悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？You silly, where are you going? 八戒：我已答應你，不再鬧事了，干嘛還不放我走？ I'll never make trou

19、ble any more. Why don't you let me go? 悟空：呆子，我?guī)闳ヒ娙〗?jīng)人。You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什么？取經(jīng)人來了？ What? Has Tangseng come?悟空：走吧。Yes. Let's go! 兩人在臺上走半圈，來到房前。 悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經(jīng)被我降服了。Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated ! 唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢。悟空：呆子，還不跪下，見過師傅。You silly, kneel down to meet your master. 八戒忙對著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。 Ma