三分鐘搞笑英語(yǔ)演講稿.doc

三分鐘搞笑英語(yǔ)演講稿 講作為一種重要的交流方式在西方擁有長(zhǎng)遠(yuǎn)的歷史，可以追溯到亞里士多德時(shí)期。下面是為你整合的三分鐘搞笑英語(yǔ)演講稿的資料，希望能夠幫助到你。 Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtoeinsuchacoldnight.Todaymytopicisaboutchoiceandprocess.Aresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesoneday.Withsomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaomplishedgreatsuesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.Takemyselfasanexample,IchangedmymajorwhenIbecameapostgraduate.Afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshforme.Icannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.FortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichIlearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,Ipersisted.Iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmylife.GraduallyIcouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfoundmathsinteresting.Moreover,Ilearnedtoactinsteadofplaining.Inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbeesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.NOmatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.Intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswilletoyou.Thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseeit.Thesemakeyourlifecolorful.ThereisnoneedandIdonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,butIcongratulatetomyselfforIgainaandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.Iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetoehere.Thankyou! 晚上好,女士們,先生們:非常感謝您選擇在這樣一個(gè)寒冷的夜晚。今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和過(guò)程。一個(gè)研究表明,一個(gè)人必須選擇73一天。有這么多選擇一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯錯(cuò)誤的選擇,他們猶豫,最后錯(cuò)過(guò)了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來(lái),下面的部分是比選擇更重要。沒(méi)有絕對(duì)正確或錯(cuò)誤的選擇但精彩或枯燥的生活,這一過(guò)程的區(qū)別。生活是一盒巧克力,你永遠(yuǎn)不知道你會(huì)得到什么。阿甘為自己做出任何決定,但他用堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的意志完成了巨大的成功。過(guò)程不是道路本身,而是態(tài)度和感受,謹(jǐn)慎,勇氣和持久性我們當(dāng)我們遇到新的經(jīng)歷和意想不到的障礙。以我自己為例,我改變了我的專業(yè)當(dāng)我成為一個(gè)研究生。在選擇之后,天已經(jīng)嚴(yán)厲的對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)。我無(wú)法理解新課程。因?yàn)樗麄兪敲芮邢嚓P(guān)的數(shù)學(xué),我學(xué)到了什么。然而wuth相信,這對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)是偉大的機(jī)會(huì)去體驗(yàn)新的想法和挑戰(zhàn)我自己,我依然存在。我要求幫助從每個(gè)通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐漸我可以理解一些地區(qū)甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué)有趣。此外,我學(xué)會(huì)了行動(dòng),而不是抱怨。回想起來(lái),選擇沒(méi)有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海里,但幸福和痛苦過(guò)去的四個(gè)月成為一個(gè)難忘的經(jīng)歷在我的生命中。無(wú)論選擇什么,享受這個(gè)過(guò)程。在這個(gè)過(guò)程中,將激發(fā)你的潛力和新發(fā)現(xiàn),改進(jìn)和進(jìn)步必到你們這里來(lái)。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景在路上,只有你能看到它。這些讓你的生活豐富多彩。沒(méi)有必要,我不想來(lái)判斷是否對(duì)還是錯(cuò)我在這里,但是我對(duì)自己祝賀我獲得和享受這美妙的體驗(yàn)。所以親愛(ài)的朋友,永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)擔(dān)心你的選擇和享受這個(gè)過(guò)程。我相信你會(huì)得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你選擇來(lái)這里。謝謝你們! Ambition 抱負(fù) Itisnotdifficulttoimagineaworldshortofambition.Itwouldprobablybeakinderworld:withoutdemands,withoutabrasions，withoutdisappointments.Peopleabrasionpeoplewouldhavetimeforreflection.Suchworkastheydidwouldnotbeforthemselvesbutforthecollectivity.Competitionwouldneverenterin.Conflictwouldbeeliminated,tensionbeeathingofthepast.Thestressofcreationwouldbeatanend.Artwouldnolongerbetroubling,butpurelycelebratoryinitsfunctions.Longevitywouldbeincreased,forfewerpeoplewoulddieofheartattackorstrokecausedbytumultuousendeavor.Anxietywouldbeextinct.Timewouldstretchonandon,withambitionlongdepartedfromthehumanheart. 一個(gè)缺乏抱負(fù)的世界將會(huì)怎樣，這不難想象?；蛟S，這將是一個(gè)更為友善的世界:沒(méi)有渴求，沒(méi)有磨擦，沒(méi)有失望。人們將有時(shí)間進(jìn)行反思。他們所從事的工作將不是為了他們自身，而是為了整個(gè)集體。競(jìng)爭(zhēng)永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)介入;沖突將被消除。人們的緊張關(guān)系將成為過(guò)往云煙。創(chuàng)造的重壓將得以終結(jié)。藝術(shù)將不再惹人費(fèi)神，其功能將純粹為了慶典。人的壽命將會(huì)更長(zhǎng)，因?yàn)橛杉ち移礌?zhēng)引起的心臟病和中風(fēng)所導(dǎo)致的死亡將越來(lái)越少。焦慮將會(huì)消失。時(shí)光流逝，抱負(fù)卻早已遠(yuǎn)離人心。 Ah,howunrelievedlyboringlifewouldbe? 啊，長(zhǎng)此以往人生將變得多么乏味無(wú)聊! Thereisastrongviewthatholdsthatsuessisamyth,andambitionthereforeasham.Doesthismeanthatsuessdoesnotreallyexist?Thatachievementisatbottomempty?Thateffortsofmenandwomenareofnosignificancealongsidetheforceofmovementsandevents?Nownotallsuess,obviously,isworthesteeming,norallambitionworthcultivating.Whichareandwhicharenotissomethingonesoonenoughlearnsononesown.Buteventhemostcynical,secretlyadmitthatsuessexists;thatachievementcountsforagreatdeal;andthatthetruemythisthattheactionsofmenandwomenareuseless.Tobelieveotherwiseistolakeonapointofviewthatislikelyto.Itis,initsimplications,toremoveallmotivesforpetence,inattainment,andregardforposterity. 有一種盛行的觀點(diǎn)認(rèn)為，成功是一種神話，因此抱負(fù)亦屬虛幻。這是不是說(shuō)實(shí)際上并不存在成功?成就本身就是一場(chǎng)空?與諸多運(yùn)動(dòng)和事件的力量相比，男男女女的努力顯得微不足道?顯然，并非所有的成功都值得景仰，也并非所有的抱負(fù)都值得追求。對(duì)值得和不值得的選擇，一個(gè)人自然而然很快就能學(xué)會(huì)。但即使是最為憤世嫉俗的人暗地里也承認(rèn)，成功確實(shí)存在，成就的意義舉足輕重，而把世上男男女女的所作所為說(shuō)成是徒勞無(wú)功才是真正的無(wú)稽之談。認(rèn)為成功不存在的觀點(diǎn)很可能造成混亂。這種觀點(diǎn)的本意是一筆勾銷(xiāo)所有提高能力的動(dòng)機(jī)，求取業(yè)績(jī)的興趣和對(duì)子孫后代的關(guān)注。 Wedonotchoosetobeborn.Wedonotchooseourparents.Wedonotchooseourhistoricalepoch,thecountryofourbirth,ortheimmediatecircumstancesofourupbringing.Wedonot,mostofus,choosetodie;nordochoosethetimeorconditionsofourdeath.Butwithinallthisrealmofchoicelessness,wedochoosehowweshalllive,courageouslyorincowardice,honorablyordishonorably,withpurposeorindrift.Wedecidewhatisimportantandwhatistrivialinlife.Wedecidethatwhatmakesussignificantiseitherwhatwedoorwhatwerefusetodo.Butnomatterhowindifferenttheuniversetoourchoicesanddecisions,thesechoicesanddecisionsareourstomake.Wedecide.Wechoose.Andaswedecideandchoose,soareourlivesformed.Intheend,formingourowndestinyiswhatambitionabout. 我們無(wú)法選擇出生，無(wú)法選擇父母，無(wú)法選擇出生的歷史時(shí)期與國(guó)家，或是成長(zhǎng)的周遭環(huán)境。我們大多數(shù)人都無(wú)法選擇死亡，無(wú)法選擇死亡的時(shí)間或條件。但是在這些無(wú)法選擇之中，我們的確可以選擇自己的生活方式:是勇敢無(wú)畏還是膽小怯懦，是光明磊落還是厚顏無(wú)恥，是目標(biāo)堅(jiān)定還是隨波逐流。我們決定生活中哪些至關(guān)重要，哪些微不足道。我們決定，用以顯示我們自身重要性的，不是我們做了什么，就是我們拒絕做些什么。但是不論世界對(duì)我們所做的選擇和決定有多么漠不關(guān)心，這些選擇和決定終究是我們自己做出的。我們決定，我們選擇。而當(dāng)我們決定和選擇時(shí)，我們的生活使得以形成。最終構(gòu)筑我們命運(yùn)的就是抱負(fù)之所在。來(lái)麻痹自己，錄后他成了一個(gè)名副其實(shí)的酒鬼。 teachersandfellowstudents: Everybodyisgood!Momanddadcanbegoodforme!Ilikethemverymuch,alsoverygratefultothem. WhenIwassick,momanddadisveryanxious,onceintheevening,Isuddenlyhaveafever,momanddadtotakemetoahospitaltoinject,Ihadanightoffshot,momanddadtoaompanymeanight,theyarenotsleeping,andmomanddadputthebedtomyapersonlyingdown,droppedoutoffearofneedles,thenextday,theyallpleasethefalse,nottowork,Ithinktheyvebeensonicetome. Momanddadalwaystaughtmethat,mymothertaughtmeso,youngdontworkhard,idleyoung,needyold,itmean,dontworkhard,whenIwasachildgrowupwillregretit.Mydadtaughtmefromayoungagetodevelopgoodmoralcharacter,forexample,careforothers,respectforelders,helpothers,dontlie,tobehonest,Idowhattheytaughtmethetruth,therearealotofharvest. Homemomanddadareveryconcernedaboutmystudy,theywillaskme,whathappenedtotheschool,performwellandallkindsofproblems,mymotheralsohelpmetoquotetheextracurricularremedialclass,position,aoshu,dance,takeanexaminationofwell,thentheypraiseme,takeanexaminationofwell,alsodoesnothaveseverelycriticizedme,butthelessonsforme,letmeaskstudentstolearnandwithanopenmind. Imorethaneightyearsold,myeachstepgrowth,containtheparentsofhardsweatandinfinitelove,Iamverygratefultothem,fromnowon,Iwanttolistentotheirwords,moreha